Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Friday, December 2, 2011

Heeem TV3! TV3!

I do not know what, but I think I have been put to pasture, perhaps its
just my wild imagination cause I have tons of "time" in my hands lately
, Ok, ok maybe once in a while, I have lots and lots of work to do and
traveling all over M'sia because of that and of cause we manage to reach
the monetary KPI for our team set by our CEO this year late in Oct. And
to fill up the time , hence the wondering around the Internet , and I
come across this brilliance man, the late "Buya HAMKA'" or Hj. Abdul
Malik Karim Amrullah and he wrote lots and lots of materials in his life
time . And one of it aptly describe what TV3 have been bubbling at eight
in evening this whole week.

Secebis Puisi dari Atas Runtuhan Kota Melaka olih HAMKA

Berapa pula penjual negeri
Mengharap emas perak bertimba
Untuk keuntungan diri sendiri
Biarlah bangsa menjadi hamba

Ini sebabnya umat akan jatuh
Baik dahulu atau sekarang
Inilah sebab kakinya lumpuh
Menjadi budak belian orang

Sakitnya bangsa bukan di luar
Tetapi terhunjam di dalam nyawa
Walau diubat walau ditawar
Semangat hancur apalah daya

Janjian Tuhan sudah tajalli
Mulialah umat yang teguh iman
Allah tak pernah mungkirkan janji
Tarikh riwayat jadi pedoman

Tidaklah Allah mengubah untung
Suatu kaum dalam dunia
Jika hanya duduk terkatung
Berpeluk lutut berputus asa

Malang dan mujur nasibnya bangsa
Turun dan naik silih berganti
Terhenyak lemah naik perkasa
Bergantung atas usaha sendiri

Riwayat yang lama tutuplah sudah
Apalah guna lama terharu
Baik berhenti bermenung gundah
Sekarang dibuka lembaran baru

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Pantun Seloka Duit Raayat

Melalak melolong kesana sini
Melaungkan slogan kesetiap delegasi
Janji di tabor sana dan sini
Hingga meluat tekak berbunyi

Janji ditabor sana dan sini
Hingga meluat tekak berbunyi
Raayat mendengar dan meneliti
Bolih ke? di harap orang ini

Raayat mendengar dan meneliti
Boleh ke ? di harap orang ini
Lembu dibela di bangunan tinggi
Duit subsidi raayat habis dicuri

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Friday, October 14, 2011

Orang Kampong



Kalau sedikit, sesudu seorang
Kalau banyak, sesenduk seorang

Kalau Untung, sama sama timbul
Kalau malang, sama sama tenggelam

Kalau tebu, seruas seorang
Kalau nangka, seulas seorang

Kalau depan, sama sama menang
Kalau belakang, sama sama alah.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Hoi! Si Luncai terjun dengan Labu Labu nya...........BIARKAN BIARKAN

"Audi alterem partem" atau "tiada siapa boleh dihukum tanpa didengari".

Saya rasa sejak seminggu kebelakangan ni telah banyak kita dengar cerita ceriti mengenai kontroversi Allahyarham Mat Indera ini . Sampaikan ke teh tarik session Manjungrian pun , kita kupas kita bahas issu nya . Kita dah dengar apa yang di perkatakan olih sebelah pihak untuk menegakkan kebenaran yang telah dia cetus kan dan sebelah pihak lagi telah mengeluarkan bahas balas yang tak kurang juga kebernasan nya . Jadi siapa kah di pihak kebenaran Labu ke Labi.......?

OK guys, let's us select a panel of judges , YOU , YOU , YOU will be the judge and I will be the Head Judge .SO THIS IS MY VERDIT , SUDAH LAH OIIIII! PENING AKU DI BUAT NYA ; LET'S SHAKE HANDS AND SLEEP ON IT............WHAT'S SAY YOU!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Ahhhh....... a friend in need is a friend indeed Part II







But this time,it was in London, Yes a civilize, well educated people...London people are!!!


But it was in flame .....by a well meaning protesters




Friday, August 5, 2011

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

And now the great pretender!!

Ina ila waina illah hiroojiuun!

Monday, July 11, 2011

Who is an ass, then.........!

You,no! me surely, you must be joking, them, are you kidding ?, they then........aheem don't be an ass!!!

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

The Great UMNO demostration in 1946

He cycled all over Tanah Melayu......! to explain to the people about the Malayan Union

Monday, June 27, 2011

But who'll be sorry, then....!



a. The GOVT. of the day , will they?
b. The Opposition , issit? or
c. You and Me.................!

Friend in need is a friend indeed!!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

An Amusing story about our day to day state of affair

A man had bought a goat and was on his way home when a few people decided to trick him out of it. As he walked with the goat the first person greeted him and commented, “Nice dog”. The man immediately said angrily, “Cant you see? It’s a goat!”, and so saying carried on. Further on a second man said the same thing. This time he looked back at the goat and with a little less confidence said, “It’s a goat”.

When a third person did the same he became doubtful and his confidence dwindled to a low but he nevertheless answered that it was a goat. However when a fourth person commented, “Nice dog”, he lost all confidence and remained silent. He looked back and rubbed his eyes thinking it looks like a goat but since people are saying it’s a dog, perhaps it’s a dog and with this thought he let the goat go free.

(PS.... got it from cyberspace)

Monday, May 9, 2011

The PAP wins again

The Speech..........!

“We must encourage those who earn less than $200 per month and cannot afford to nurture and educate many children never to have more than two (children),”

“We will regret the time lost if we do not now take the first tentative steps towards correcting a trend which can leave our society with a large number of the physically, intellectually and culturally anaemic.”

Who's looking at you........kid!!

The centuries old conflict is here again......!

Friday, May 6, 2011

Pssst , its an opposition rally




For super efficient Singapore even if the opposition wins , the only policy that they would want to change is......... maybe the Chewing Gum policy!!!!!!

Monday, April 11, 2011

Izzit going to the dog??

The Sarawak State Election!!!



Thursday, April 7, 2011

Goshh! I am realy sick and tire!!!!!!

Of hearing this and that every other day. Don't we any other better things to do?

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Monk on sex scandal

Ummmmmm Ummmmm !I hear nothing! Ummmmmm Ummmmmm ! I see nothing !Ummmmmmm Ummmmmm ! I speak nothing.........!

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Judge's Decision

No, You can't..............It's final


Eh!.....Yes, you can .......that's final

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Sex Scandal

OH!! Shut Up !!!! and Go away

Monday, March 21, 2011

Operation Oil

For owns preservation,we wage war on others!!!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Of SGPV and LCS or the Raft of Mendusa

Second Generation PV
AND


Littoral Combat Ship
OR


the Raft of Mendusa

Yang Mana Satu Idaman Hati

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

The Tenang Handshake


Problem which can be solved by a 12 years old, with water and a glove.

Monday, January 10, 2011

The Raft of Medusa

Are we going to be like this , God forbid!!!